But then I said to myself, "Self, rather than share a random bunch of funny tweets, you need a theme." Because who doesn't love themed posts?!
Originally I was going to do a Breaking Bad finale themed tweet post. I scratched that however because I know there are lots of people who follow my blog who aren't quite done with Breaking Bad. I didn't wanna be a buzzkill.
Right about the time I scratched that idea a brilliant idea came to me. What is everyone in the United States talking about right now?
The Government Shutdown.
So here are the funniest tweets that I could find about the Government Shutdown of 2013.
*disclaimer: I in no way think the government shutdown is funny. It's a completely serious issue. That being said, I find the humor in situations and these tweets made me LOL*
Hey the government, you're the government, not Blockbuster. So don't shut down and that's obvious. 😜
— Chris D'Elia (@chrisdelia) October 2, 2013
Well the national parks might be closed but I have a Mt. Olympus for your Grand Canyon right here baby. #shutdownpickuplines
— Danny Hendrix (@DanRHendrix) October 1, 2013
You're not going to believe this but everyone's uncle is giving away the solution to the government shut down on Facebook for free!!!
— Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey) October 1, 2013
Obama says he plans to seek advice from the New York Giants, who have been shut down for over a month.
— Fake SportsCenter (@FakeSportsCentr) October 1, 2013
The library is closing, mind if I check you out instead? #ShutdownPickupLines
— Eric Dalton (@edalton93) October 1, 2013
97% of NASA is shut down. I think it would sum up humanity nicely if our first response to alien contact was an out-of-office reply.
— Dave Turner (@mrdaveturner) October 1, 2013
97% of NASA is shut down. I think it would sum up humanity nicely if our first response to alien contact was an out-of-office reply.
— Dave Turner (@mrdaveturner) October 1, 2013
Gov't shutdown drinking game... Take a shot every time the democrats blame the republicans and vice-versa.
— Dick (@BallmerHun) September 30, 2013
Do you work for the government? Because you shut. it. down. #ShutdownPickupLines
— Erik Burkhart (@HuskerInsanity) September 30, 2013
Wow, congress isn’t taking the end of “Breaking Bad” very well at all.
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) October 1, 2013
Okay that's all I'm posting for today!
And in keeping with the whole government theme, here's my song to linkup with Whitney for #backthatazzup Friday!
You're welcome. And please on this lovely Friday, remember to smile.
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OMG these made me laugh so hard. The shutdown pickup lines are just pure gold! Ah I love this link-up so much!!
ReplyDeleteyou tell 'em billy joel!
ReplyDeleteman you found some GREAT ones! haha love it!
ReplyDeleteThat's one of my most favorite Billy Joel jams of life. Nice pick, my friend.
ReplyDeleteahh one of my favorite Billy Joel songs EVER!! oh yes, this is the beginning of a lovely friendship!!
ReplyDeleteCan I have some more #shutdownpickuplines please?
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