Monday, August 4, 2014

Celebrities Who Annoy Me

Before we start today's post, let's have story time.
This past Friday I got up early and showered and I had just taken the time to blow out my hair, which is a lengthy process. I had my head upside down and I went to grab for my Moroccan oil to spread through my hair before I flipped it back over and before I finished styling it. I have no idea what was actually going through my mind, but I grabbed the wrong bottle, I grabbed fast-action, sublime bronze, sunless tanning lotion. I put it on my hands and spread it through my hair and THEN realized what I had done. The words that came out of my mouth probably would have made Lil Wayne blush. The bottles aren't even the same size! They don't even look alike! The stuff inside the bottles aren't even a little bit similar! I have no good explanation for this.
But I did have to take another shower and I was pretty cranky about that.

Moving on.

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I've written a few times on things that annoy me (part 1, part 2, part 3.. they're good reads) and I always feel so much better after writing them. That probably says a lot about me, but whatever. I was flipping through a US Weekly in the check out line over the weekend and I found myself getting cranky with every flip of the page. So let's begin.

1. The Kardashians.

Oh yea, they are definitely at the top of my list. Look, on one hand I have to give them some credit. They have no real talent, but they turned having no talent into a multimillion dollar affair. So, props. However, I can't stand to hear about them, to look at them, to read about them, or anything of the sort. And yet I can't escape them. I very legitimately DO NOT CARE about them or their lives. I make it a point to know as little about their lives as I possibly can, which is kind of difficult for me considering I'm a People magazine junkie. I'm just saying that I don't need to see a tweet about them every time they take their trash out.

…Which I'm sure they probably don't do anyway, so that was a stupid sentence.

2. Joan Rivers.

Why is she still a thing? I'm just saying that I'm not sure she is the right person to be giving out fashion and beauty tips, but most importantly judging others on their fashion and beauty. Look, I'm not trying to be mean but have you seen her? Uhhhh.. Ummm.. Yea.. How about no. Also, why is it okay for her to say these truly awful things about people and no one gets mad at her? Because yes, obviously we need more people spreading hate.

3. Justin Bieber.

Dude. I like some of his songs and so I used to try to stay very objective and not join in on the "let's hate JBiebs" bandwagon. Then he went and acted a fool at his deposition. I don't know if I've ever wanted to punch a teenage boy in the face so hard. He has tipped the scale from being a kid who got famous too quickly with money to burn to now being a little punk who has no respect for anyone, including himself. Get outta here with that shit.

… I'm also really disappointed in myself for linking a TMZ article up there. I really dislike TMZ.

4. Lady Gaga.

I just don't get it/her. I only think she's annoying because she feels like she needs to dress so over the top any time a camera might be aimed in her direction. It was funny and shocking at first and so she sold a lot of magazines and stuff, but now it's just annoying. I just avoid looking at her. It's really a shame that she annoys me so much, because I listen to a crap ton of her songs. OH and it really annoys me that she's dating someone so hot like Taylor Kinney. What in the actual hell.

5. The Situation.

He had some random article in that magazine and I actually just laughed out loud. Dude, you're irrelevant now, go away.


Well, I've run out of annoying celebrities to write about. Obviously there are more, but they aren't coming to me right now.
Who do YOU find annoying? Swifty? Lebron? Kanye? Let me know!!

26 comments:

  1. I really had no idea the situation was even still a thing. And the beibs. Uggggghhhhh.

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  2. hahahaha I was JUST writing the same type of post, and guess who my #1 was?!?! The Kardashians! So glad I'm not the only one. The Beibs made my list too...he just sucks at life. I can't stand how he gets away with everything

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  3. OMG I agree with ALL of these. Seriously.... so annoying!

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  4. This list is pretty accurate. The Kardashian's to me are like a train wreck - it's so bad but you can't look away!

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  5. My goodness. I could have written this post. I get so annoyed by certain celebrities and Justin Bieber is one of them. He's the literal definition of a kid who could have used a good "ass-bustin," as my parents would say (not that it's too late!)

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  6. man i wish i could have been there for the tanning oil incident. I would have laughed. sorry, not sorry

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  7. I loathe all of these people. The Kardashians should write a book "How to become famous when you literally can't do anything." I'd buy it. Mostly because I wouldn't mind being famous....

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  8. I couldn't agree more with your list. Also, you must avoid E! like the plague because they are home of the Kardashians and Joan Rivers. Biebs probably tops my list of hated celebs.

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  9. Yup, I pretty much agree with everything you say. However, I used to be a sucker for the Kardashians. I used to watch their shows all the time. Now, I don't have much time for that but have passed it on to my 12 year old - she LOVES the Kardashians. Probably not the best thing for her to be watching but not the worst either. & don't even get me started on The Situation or anything that has to do with Jersey Shore, I loathe that show. I watched it for approximately two minutes once & thought I just got dumber by watching it. Yuck!

    Mandie ~ http://badbrewpack.blogspot.com/

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  10. Totally 100% agree with every single one!

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  11. I agree 100% with every.single.one. JBiebs needs to go away. I wish Orlando Bloom hadn't of missed when he was going to punch him.
    But can we also add Kanye to the list. Yuck!

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  12. First of all--your hair story had me laughing out loud. The fact is--we've all done something like that without any explanation! How annoying!! Secondly, can I hug you? Your Joan Rivers thing was SPOT ON! I think that same thing EVERY single time I realize she's on fashion police (something I don't watch but sometimes happen to catch). WHO gave her that job and WHY!?!?! Oh, yes. So agree with you!!!

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  13. Yes! I have these and many more. Love this post.

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  14. I'm not even sure which one of those four is The Situation. I'm pretty sure the one on the left is Pauly D though, but that's only because he was the DJ for Kelly & Michael.

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  15. Although I really love the Kardashians because I love to make fun of them, all the others annoy me sooooo much. This was a fun post!!

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  16. All of them. Yes. Yes. Yes. I cannot stand any of them.

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  17. I'm definitely with you with Joan. I hate that she is on Fashion Police but basically just changes her jackets and necklace oh and Lady gaga and Riri.

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  18. I have to agree with all of these although I've totally been sucked into a Kardashian marathon at times!

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  19. I have to say that the Kardashians really are my guilty pleasure. I don't know why... but they are. The rest? Completely, 100% agree with you!

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  20. I can't stand the Kardashians and Beiber! Ughhh, I can't believe society gave them the opportunities to get rich and famous.

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  21. I have to add Taylor Swift in there!

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  22. I didn't hate the Kardashians until they started to completely monetize the Jenner sister's childhoods. I just get so disgusted when a photo of Kendal or Kylie pops up on the IG popular page, their in their teens and wear the same clothes as their 30 yr old sister!

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  23. Um, I had no idea who the last person was and OMG Bieber annoys me the most out of all of these!

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  24. I know we are friends because you don't hate me for being so addicted to the Kardashians that I follow them on Instagram and Twitter and obviously watch their show. Like I don't even really like them all that much, but I just can't look away. It's one of my "I don't wanna anyone to know, but a lot of other people do it too so why not join in" kinda moments.

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  25. I agree...all of them annoy me too. I pretty much ignore/skip anything that's about them.

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