I think you're pretty great. I'm glad we got to spend yesterday doing nothing together. Thank you for making me watch some classic movies, that I'm now a little obsessed with. Thanks for making that delicious alfredo pizza for dinner.. When are you making it again? PS. I love you.
I need to drink 100 ounces of you today. Yesterday I probably only had approximately 30 ounces of you and Saturday I probably only had 48 ounces. So today is going to be hard. Go easy on me.
Dear Planet Fitness,
I got to hear the lunk alarm for the first time today. It's really obnoxious. The woman next to me dropped her weights because it scared her. It's stupid. Please get rid of it or monitor it closer. Two punk kids messing around isn't what the lunk alarm is for. But it's stupid, so you should just get rid of it.
Dear Sunless Tanning Lotion,
You're stressing me out. Look, I want to be tan without going to a cancer bed. So all I need you to do is give me an even glow all over my body. You're not doing your job correctly. I want an even glow, heavy on the even. You aren't turning me orange though, so you get points for that.
Dear Harry Potter,
Guess who decided to re-read your entire series this summer? THIS GIRL. I'm quite excited about it because I haven't read the entire series in order for probably 6 or 7 years. Yea, too dang long.
Please be nice to me.