You're welcome for that calendar update.
I had approximately 8,273,948 ideas for today's post. I mean, Friday the 13th has such potential! I started scribbling ideas in this notebook on my desk and one idea sparked another which sparked another and then I was doing cartwheels because OH MY GOSH THIS BLOGGING THING IS SO EASY. Before I knew it my paper had scribbles and lines and circles all over the place. For one of my ideas I wanted to Google something really quick. Just a quick Google search - said no one ever.
By happy accident (oh, and i do mean happy) I stumbled onto this website. Which is my new favorite website ever. It's a giant master list of National Holidays all divided up by month. Bloggers, I have 2 words for you - Post Material.
I clicked on June and guess what - the first Friday the 13th of the year is also Blame Someone Else Day. Because, obviously. Naturally, I decided to scrap the rest of my ideas and run with that theme..
I blame you for my lack of motivation this morning at the gym, because why workout when I could sleep in? Your fault.
Brita Water Pitcher,
I blame you for being empty this morning, because why should I have to fill you after I empty you? Why don't you fill yourself? Also, why did you put your empty self back in the refrigerator?
I blame you for making me obsess all day and all night about going to New York and New Jersey in the near (isn) future. Stop sending me amazing emails with tons of information that get me incredibly excited. I blame you for the future disappearance of all of my money.
I blame you for my uncontrollable need to take pictures before I can eat any meal. Ever.
I blame you for my stubbed toe last night. Why are you always in my way? You're so annoying.
Pretty Little Liars,
I blame you for my ragey attitude on Tuesday night. No really, this is serious. Not a joke.. I blame you.
Pretty Little Liars,
I also blame you for my headache on Wednesday morning. You made my friends and I so ragey that we had to drink some alcoholic beverages during the premiere. It's your fault that "some" turned into "lots".
I blame you for my uttering of phrases like "that's mad wack" lately. I live in Indiana, not New York, so this gets embarrassing. It's clearly your fault.
I blame you for the Cubs not winning the World Series for the last 100 friggin years.
(Supernatural reference that only my aunt is going to get and she's going to laugh out loud. Hi Tina!)
(ps. GO CARDINALS)
I blame you for making me love this weird little space of the internet that I never thought I'd actually care about. All of the hours I waste on my computer now are your fault!
Happy Friday the 13th and Happy, HAPPY Blame Someone Else Day!
Go forth and CELEBRATE! *winky face*