If you missed them, NO WORRIES.. I'm gonna give you some highlights!
Brad & Carrie
Can we just agree to let them host all the time? Brad talked about sexting his wife.. Except he accidentally sent it to Keith Urban. They made some hilarious jokes about twerking and then Carrie made a joke about Obamacare. Then they both sang a little song about it. They fake feuded and handed out feuding cards. Some of that part was funny, some not so much. They even invited Duck Dynasty on stage with them. I'm a big fan of the 2 of them together and I think they're just cheesy enough to make it work.
I love the Duck Dynasty version of Blurred Lines!!! Bahaha! #CMAawards
— Ashton (@AFluffyGirlBlog) November 7, 2013
Carrie's legs to be exact. She had a whole little part where she blended a bunch of her hits together and it was really good. It really was. However, I almost didn't even notice it because I was too busy obsessing over her freaking killer legs. I mean, there are no words. I need them.. LOOK..
The next award given out will be given to Carrie Underwood's legs. #CMAawardsSwifty
— Whitney Ellen (@WhitneyEllen) November 7, 2013
Oh Taylor. I dislike you. I really do and I'll never pretend otherwise. Do I sometimes get your songs stuck in my head? Do I have some of your songs on my iTunes? Do I respect you for writing all of your songs? Do I respect you for all of the charity work you do? Yes to all. But I just don't like ya, TSwift. This video was easily my favorite thing you ever did. You are terrible live. I'm pretty sure my ears bleed (i never exaggerate) every time. Then you had to go and win the Pinnacle Award and it was actually a really cool little segment.. I mean, until you started talking..
Taylor Swift. I just can't. Go away, forever. #TeamMiley
— brooke lyn (@babbling_b) November 7, 2013
SHOW THE CLIP WHERE KANYE DOESNT WANT TO LET HER FINISH. #CMAawards
— Whitney Ellen (@WhitneyEllen) November 7, 2013
I gasp every single time someone comes up on this TayTay award. #CMAawards
— Melissa DeLong (@melissdelong) November 7, 2013
You know the really annoying kid who knew it all in 2nd grade? Yeah, Taylor Swift is that of the country music category.
— Hallie Harris (@hallieeberry) November 7, 2013
Can Taylor Swift stop being a thing yet?
— elizabeth louise (@elizalouisebell) November 7, 2013
'SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE' - what every country singer is thinking about Taylor Swift tonightAm I doing a good job hiding my dislike for Swifty? No? I'll try harder.. No I won't.
— Sorry I'm Not Sorry (@SororityProblem) November 7, 2013
Sean Combs (aka P. Diddy) presented an award. I know, what?! I'm pretty sure he was drunk.. Or maybe high. He was just way too excited to be there. Seriously, it freaked me out a little.
Alan Jackson and George Strait sang an old George Jones (who passed away in April) song "He Stopped Loving Her Today". If you don't know it, don't tell me you like country music. It was a beautiful rendition, but the highlight of that whole segment was when George Jones' widow Nancy Jones led the crowd in a standing ovation. It was beautiful and she's a rockstar.
Miranda and Blake won Female and Male Vocalist of the Year.. Again.. For the 4th year in a row. Miranda thanked her husband for putting up with her crap and then Blake thanked his publicist for cleaning up after him. Oh, spoiler alert.. There's a 98% chance that they were both well on their way to drunk while accepting these awards too. I know, I was shocked too.
WHY ARE BLAKE AND MIRANDA THE TWO MOST PERFECT PEOPLE EVER.
— Jay T (@OtherJuliette) November 7, 2013
So...Blake Shelton is drinking vodka and Sprite on the #CMAs red carpet. Kind of hilarious that he prefers the drinks of a sorority girl.Cat Fight
— People magazine (@peoplemag) November 6, 2013
As I mentioned, Miranda Lambert won Female Vocalist of the Year, again. What I didn't mention was that in her speech you took the time to acknowledge everyone else in the category that she beat out. It was sweet and all of the other nominees were smiling back up at her.. Except for Kacey Musgraves. She looked pissed and did not look at and definitely did not smile at Miranda. It amused me, especially since I didn't know there was tension there. Here's the little bit of background I was able to dig up this morning. No clue if it's true. Don't shoot the messenger.
Anyone catch Kacey throwing Miranda some shade? #CMAawards What's the backstory there?
— Dana Weiss (@Possessionista) November 7, 2013
George Strait won Entertainer of the Year and his acceptance speech was adorable. He seemed genuinely shocked and was holding in tears the whole time and it was the cutest little thing ever and I LOVE GEORGE!
GEORGE STRAIT!!!!!! Entertainer of a lifetime and then some!!!!! The KINGGGGGGG! Holy cow teets! #CMAawards
— Brett Eldredge (@bretteldredge) November 7, 2013
GEORGE STRAIT!!! The reason all of us are entertaining. Hell yeah! I'll drink a million beers to that!
— Jake Owen (@jakeowen) November 7, 2013
Girls panties are droppin for George Straits smile as quick as they drop for Luke Bryan's ass. #CMAawards
— Chase Rice (@ChaseRiceMusic) November 7, 2013