Tuesday, August 13, 2013

My Bedtime Routine

Decide I'm a little tired and I should go to bed early.

Check to make sure my front door is locked.

Go to the bathroom and brush my teeth.

Turn off the light and walk out of the bathroom.

Turn around and go back to the bathroom and floss. (i'm terrified of disappointing my dentist. i'm weird)

Walk out of the bathroom again.

Check to make sure my front door is locked.

Turn on the fan in my bedroom.

Set my alarm clock.

Turn on the lamp next to my bed.

Walk across the room and turn off the overhead light.

Get in bed.

Rearrange pillows.

Plug my cell phone into the charger.

Rearrange pillows.

Make sure my back up alarms on my phone are set.

Check personal Twitter account.

Check bloggy Twitter account.

Check personal Instagram.

Check bloggy Instagram.

Play some Candy Crush.

Check personal Facebook.

Check email.

Rearrange pillows.

Check personal Twitter account.

Check bloggy Twitter account.

Check on the weather for the next day.

Check personal Twitter account.

Check bloggy Twitter account.

Check Vine.

Laugh hysterically at Vines.

Text sister and tell her which Vines she needs to watch.

Check personal Twitter account.

Check bloggy Twitter account.

Play on Pinterest.

Rearrange pillows.

Check again to make sure I have my backup alarms set.

Put phone down and attempt to sleep.

Rearrange pillows.

Rearrange pillows.

Pick up phone again.

Check personal Twitter account.

Check bloggy Twitter account.

Play a little more Candy Crush.

Play on Pinterest.

Put phone down again.

Rearrange pillows.

Fall asleep.

** Next Morning **

Wake up way too early to my alarm(s) and wonder why I'm so tired even though I went to bed "early".
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9 comments:

  1. Ha ha ha, I check to make sure my door is locked twice too!

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  2. This is a word-for-word account of my nightly routine too. Minus the flossing and repeated door-locking... because I'm a rule-breaker. DAMN CANDY CRUSH.

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  3. I get in trouble with Adam once the room is good and quiet and dark -- I feel an urge to pick up my phone and start checking Instagram, Twitter, FB, etc. And of course, the light floods the room and I get told, "Seriously? You STILL have things to look at?" Of course I do!!! Of course I do!!! Glad you understand!

    -Kate
    www.theflorkens.com

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  4. but no really, the pillows always need rearranging!!!!!

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  5. This is too funny and so true! I usually will be checking my Twitter on my iPad and using my iPhone to check my Instagram. Oh the madness!! LOL.

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  6. This sounds quite familiar. Candy crush happens every night after I shut the light off. I don't know why I can't sleep when I have lives I can use :)

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  7. LOL at the multiple checks of your social media. i used to do that but i've since learned my lesson (that looking at my phone actually keeps me up) so i check it once, turn off my ringer and then watch tv.

    -kathy
    Vodka and Soda

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  8. I too check my social media accounts multiple times while laying in bed. I've also been known to look at stuff on Pinterest until I literally cannot keep my eyes open any more and I'm falling asleep while trying to stay awake.

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  9. hahahaha wow. this sounds exhausting

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